Let's all sing together
The Internet is forever
Here we go!

The Internet is forever
(The Internet is forever)

Your grandmother's in an open casket
You're in a suit and shades
You take your iPhone out and you snap it
Hashtag sad day
You ought to be ashamed

Posing in the bathroom mirror
In a skimpy little two piece
On a background there's a toddler
Crying on the toilet seat
You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie
Now why you gotta go and tweet it
When you really oughta just delete it
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can’t
You ought to be ashamed (but you're not)

Spring breakin' in Daytona
A middle of a keg stand
It's all fun and games 'til your daddy
(The Internet is forever)
Follows you on Instagram
You ought to be ashamed (that's right)

Of your selfie
(The Internet is forever)

You ought to take that stick
And break it in half
Show a little sense
Show a little class
You took it off your face
But you know you're really showing your ass

Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon
(The Internet is forever)
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
But if you're texting some girl you just met
Pictures of your little Brett Favre
You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie
(The Internet is forever)
You ought to be ashamed
Of your selfie
(The Internet is forever)

Let's all sing together
The Internet is forever

Come on, you ought to know better
The Internet is forever

Making out with your professor
The Internet is forever

Make it with a [?]
The Internet is forever

Smoking in your 3rd trimester
The Internet is forever

He said his name was Heather
The Internet is forever

Can that t-shirt get any wetter
The Internet is forever

Where the hell did you get that sweater
The Internet is forever