When you come back to me
I will be at the bar
Drinking I will be thoroughly
'Til you come back to me
If you come back to me

Who did you leave me for?
Can't wait to find out who you like more
Who has been sniffing 'round your back door?
You dirty lil'

When you come back to me
Please don't be overlong
I'll be singing this drinking song
'Til you come back to me
If you come back to me

Where did you sleep last night?
You tried to reach me
I'm sure you're right
Irving and I caught an early flight
We're home, where are you?

You've been mean lately
Endlessly critical
I'll play pinball at the Eagle
'Til you come back to me
If you come back to me
At all